Weekly Horoscopes
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) It's hard to be calm with Pluto inching its way towards your zodiac sign. It won't be there until March, but the mounting tension is already driving you nuts. It's not unlike sitting on the dunking machine bench waiting for the person aiming the ball to hit the mark [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) This is probably a good time to kiss and make up. Naturally you expect the other person to come forward, however the Venus/Neptune sextile on December 28th says it should be you. You may ask why you have to be the one to extend the olive branch but that's [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) There's no denying the gusto that the First Quarter Moon in Aries brings (December 29th). This is a waxing lunar energy which means that it's growing in light and confidence. It's the very thing you want for embarking on any new endeavor. Psyched and motivated, you're eager to show [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Someone dropping out unexpectedly on the 29th comes as both a shock and delight. It would be disingenuous to say you never hoped for this, but now that it's happening you may be having second thoughts about stepping up to the plate. Rest assured you're better prepared than you [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) Anyone who says you're in too far to back out now clearly doesn't know Geminis very well. The escape artists of the Zodiac, there isn't a tight corner you couldn't struggle free from with a Houdini like flair. Nevertheless Mercury turning retrograde on December 29th creates a dilemma. Not [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) Some days you feel like Harry and Megan; other days it's strictly William and Kate. You didn't really know before that relationships themselves could have split personalities, but now you know that they do and you're not too sure what to do about that. You enjoy the security that [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) How did a simple request turn into a major headache? It often happens when Mercury turns retrograde (December 29th). At first you'll want to nix the entire endeavor, but the truth is it took a long time to set this up and would likely take even longer to find [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Everyone gets cold feet, but the drop in temperature on December 29th will be intolerable. It's so bad that you'll have no choice but to pull out of a negotiation, deal, or courtship. Mercury retrogrades aren't typically this severe, but there's something about what's happening that's making you act [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) It's hard to believe you misread the situation. One moment you two were growing closer and the next thing you know this person is climbing over the furniture to get out of the room. What gives? Astrologically speaking it's Mercury turning retrograde and then backing up into your Ruling [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Beauty and that Beast (despite its Disneyfication) is the story of a father who sacrifices his daughter in order to save his own neck. This may describe a similar situation where you feel like you've been handed over to the enemy camp or worse: pimped out. Thankfully you're resourceful [...]
