Weekly Horoscopes
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Beauty and that Beast (despite its Disneyfication) is the story of a father who sacrifices his daughter in order to save his own neck. This may describe a similar situation where you feel like you've been handed over to the enemy camp or worse: pimped out. Thankfully you're resourceful [...]
THE WHYS AND WHEREFORES OF MERCURY RETROGRADE Didn't Mercury just come out of retrograde? Or are you making it up? No, you're not. The reason why it feels like Mercury's always in and out of retrograde is because it's so close to the Sun. It takes the earth 365 days to orbit the [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) You're happy for all the changes that are occurring in your partner's life. You're thrilled about the prospects and the variety of choices that weren't there months ago. What you're not so thrilled about is the impact this is all going to have on your relationship. Maybe there's a [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Ruling Planet Jupiter enters Aries on December 20th for a five month stay. And its tour through the sign of the Ram will deliver more than you ever imagined. Not only will your love life wake from that coma it's been in, but opportunities will fly to you like the [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) "Every ending brings a fresh start" sounds cliché, but it's something you've always understood in your gut. Not only because you're a realist, but the transition from the old year to the new always takes place in Capricorn season. Where other signs can't wait to turn the page, you [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) Time with someone you haven't seen in a while is time well spent. Not only does it allow for you two to catch up, but you can also unwind and offload in ways you can't with the people in your life. Plus the perspective this person brings is something [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) Just because Jupiter moves into Aries this week doesn't mean that it's left you high and dry. Like Mary Poppins, it departs when its job is done. Now it's understandable you'd want your Ruling Planet to hang out a bit longer until things are up and going, but you [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) Jupiter, the planet of good fortune and higher purpose, reenters Aries on December 20th. And no sooner does it begin its tenure then you'll be faced with a choice between playing it safe and "going for it". "Going for it" could mean pursuing your heart's desire, throwing your hat [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Eating crow isn't fun, but that's what you'll have to do when Venus trines retrograde Uranus on December 22nd. In your haste to achieve an objective it looks like you dissed someone a few weeks ago. Maybe you turned her down and went with someone else or you felt [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) Whether you're making your debut or staging a comeback, it certainly looks as if your time has come. You're riding a wave now and with Ruling Planet Mercury forming a sextile to Neptune on December 24th you'll want to make the most of it. This means taking a closer [...]
