Recent Daily Horoscopes
Capricorn: Friday, March 8, 2024
People aren’t plotting behind your back. It’s just an unfortunate coincidence that so many things got botched at once. Don’t mistake incompetence for a conspiracy.
Aquarius: Friday, March 8, 2024
Thoughts slip like water between your fingers today, but don’t try to explain it. People will only think you’re on something illegal.
Pisces: Friday, March 8, 2024
Mercury conjunct Neptune may be disorienting for others, but it’s business as usual for you. In fact your mind has never been keener.
Aries: Friday, March 8, 2024
Don’t say the first thing that comes to mind. Mercury is conjunct Neptune today and that innocent Freudian slip could send you running for cover.
Taurus: Friday, March 8, 2024
Two courses of action aren’t as contradictory as you think. Take a step back and you’ll soon see how one complements the other.
Gemini: Friday, March 8, 2024
Mercury under the influence of Neptune is like its own altered state. Avoid alcohol or operating heavy machinery today.
Cancer: Friday, March 8, 2024
The only way that someone can talk you out of something you want to do is if you’re looking for an out. Postpone discussions until you’re sure about what you feel.
Leo: Friday, March 8, 2024
Why say something’s open for discussion when you’ve already made up your mind? Do everyone (and yourself) a favor and move on to the next topic.
Virgo: Friday, March 8, 2024
Food sensitivities and allergies are on the rise while Mercury conjoins Neptune. Double check ingredients (and expiration dates) through the 13th.
Libra: Friday, March 8, 2024
Ixnay on polite gestures today because people will take you up on them and you could find yourself financially embarrassed.
Scorpio: Friday, March 8, 2024
Don’t be so sure that you’re on to something that you ignore the warning signs. This oversight could cost you later.
Sagittarius: Friday, March 8, 2024
Don’t space out today. Somebody’s waiting for you to lower your guard and they’ll pounce when you’re not looking.
Virgo: Thursday, March 7, 2024
The unexpected departure of someone you depended on may turn out to be a blessing in disguise. What you lose in support you gain in self-sufficiency.
Libra: Thursday, March 7, 2024
Today could score a ten on the faux pas meter. Speak only when spoken to, limit yourself to yes or no questions, and you’ll be fine.
Scorpio: Thursday, March 7, 2024
What was supposed to be a temporary arrangement is turning into a full-time job. Meet with higher-ups to see where they are going with this.
Sagittarius: Thursday, March 7, 2024
A friend’s evasiveness may be an attempt to protect you from the truth. Before inquiring further, ask yourself: how much do you really want to know?
Capricorn: Thursday, March 7, 2024
It’s time to start rebuilding some of those bridges you burned lately. An apology makes for a good first step.
Aquarius: Thursday, March 7, 2024
Everyone and their mother will be ringing you up to solicit funds, ask a favor, or just talk your ear off. It’s a good day to screen calls.
Pisces: Thursday, March 7, 2024
All that’s needed is a mental shift. Fixate less on the things you can’t change and focus more on what’s working and you’ll see your way clear.
Aries: Thursday, March 7, 2024
There’s a difference between negotiating aggressively and bullying. Tone it down because it looks like you’re getting dangerously close to crossing the line.
Taurus: Thursday, March 7, 2024
Believe it or not that farfetched lead really could go somewhere. Sometimes you have to think outside the fenced-in pasture.
Gemini: Thursday, March 7, 2024
You’ll have to help someone if you want to help yourself but only you can decide if this interdependent or co-dependent.
Cancer: Thursday, March 7, 2024
You feel like matters are settled, but a former partner disagrees. Hear this person out now or you could wind up paying later.
Leo: Thursday, March 7, 2024
A whim is more than just a passing fancy; it could prove to be quite rewarding, but you’re going to have to be more serious about investing time and effort.