Weekly Horoscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) It's funny when a trend catches up to you. A lot of people chase after trends - looking for the latest sparkling object or bright shiny idea - however being a Capricorn, you've always secretly enjoyed your fuddy-duddy status. You love the Past and delight in sifting its sands [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) A worry is put to rest when Mercury conjoins Ruling Planet Uranus on June 4th. This is when you finally hear the answer you've been waiting for. And like most things that take longer than they should, it will be anti-climactic. Part of you will be relieved that the [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) There's nothing wrong with entertaining the possibility of pursuing something wild and different. It's not unlike a cat playing with a mouse. Unfortunately, as in mouse play, the mouse will scurry away the first chance that it gets which begs the question: are you seriously interested in following through [...]
WHAT'S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT? Is romance dead? It’s a question worth asking in a society where deflector shields are up and ghosting's no longer the exclusive domain of seances. Is it fear of heartbreak that drives people to casually hook up with one person after another or is it the [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 19) Act on plans ASAP! And it doesn't matter if they're thumbnail sketches or you're still locking in resources because you can always solidify things later. Time is of the essence when the Sun sextiles Mars on May 22d. Circumstances are aligned so as to secure you an unlikely introduction, [...]
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) Sometimes people wonder if you're thick. Your insistence that everything's fine - when it's not - strikes them as either oblivious or adopting the Ostrich policy. What they don't understand is that your reaction to any out of control situation is to stabilize it. It does no good to [...]
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Are things over before they began? It sure looks that way when the Sun/Saturn square on May 28th pulls the plug on an exciting venture or budding opportunity. There's no doubt that Saturn is a spoiler. It often thwarts our best laid plans, but in so doing it also [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) A well-thought out plan only gets you so far. At some point you have to start improvising or even explore alternative routes. Nobody's disputing that you're traveling through uncharted territory and it makes perfect sense to stick to what's tried and true, but if there's anything Cancers are known [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 22) The Mars/Jupiter square on May 22d signals a change in the higher ranks. This is good news as you recognize your new supervisor as someone you worked with successfully in the past and whose vision is similar. But don't expect to be chummy right now. You need to remember [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Nothing's more frightening than facing a new set of expectations. Your muscles freeze, your mind goes blank, and your words repeat themselves like a computer that suddenly can't compute. This is why you abhor auditions and interviews. Nevertheless you need to find a way to work through your performance [...]
