Weekly Horoscopes
ARIES (March 20 - April 19) You've had your fill of well-meaning friends introducing you to people you're not interested in meeting. It's funny how intimates who boast about knowing you better than you know yourself can be so wildly off the mark with matchmaking. Nevertheless say "yes" to any get togethers this week. A [...]
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) This week you meet someone who will have an enormous impact on your life. The only thing is - no sooner do you meet than the two of you will be separated. This feeling of ships passing in the night doesn't mean it's a one-off. The Jupiter/Saturn sextile on [...]
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Only one of you will make it out of the current debacle in one piece, but the question is: who? Geminis aren't known for being especially self-sacrificing. Truth to tell, you're usually far too clever to find yourself in a predicament like this, but that was before Saturn entered [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) Jupiter in its joy in your solar 11th house is the sort of planetary transit that would make others green with envy if they knew what it meant. What it translates as is meeting a benefactor, patron, or sponsor right when you need them. Now they won't be available [...]
FREEING SISYPHUS Sisyphus was condemned for all Eternity to push a boulder up a hill. Yet the gods said that should he successfully reach the top, he would be allowed to leave the Underworld a free man. The promise of this release kept Sisyphus focused on his labor. Now the boulder was truly [...]
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) You know you shouldn't be talking to a certain party. You've been expressly forbidden to have any sort of dealings with them, but you can't help feeling like this person has information you need and that you might be able to help each other out. Go ahead and pursue [...]
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Saturn turning retrograde at the top of your solar chart is like a car left teetering on the brink of a cliff. You're not going to go over if you sit tight, but you also can't risk any sudden movement to make your escape. Saturn is the planet of [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) Everything seems attainable when we're feeling inspired. There's no mountain high enough or river wide enough to keep us from doing the things we want. But what happens when that inspiration fades? We might feel like obstacles are insurmountable or that we can't cross the divide that yawns before [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 22) Your heart and your head couldn't be more at odds. And since your zodiac sign rules the heart, guess which one will win out? Loved ones and friends keep saying that you'll regret your decision, but tell them that it's your decision to regret. You just know deep down [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) A certain someone always said you wouldn't be rid of them that easily and Saturn's retrograde in Pisces on June 17th proves it. This planet's change of direction is apt to introduce some kind of delay, complication, or drawn out procedure that ensures you'll both be interacting with each [...]
