Weekly Horoscopes
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) You’ve always been a big believer in reshuffling. Whether it’s people, places, or things, you delight in fresh perspectives. You’ve never been a fan of the status quo and try to live as far outside the box as possible. You can look forward to a major shake-up on May [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) You were born under Neptune, the planet of mystery. This isn’t mystery in the Whodunit sense; it’s mystery in all of its unfathomable inexplicability. This is why you’re so relaxed during those times of year when Neptune forms squares to the other planets like with this week’s Mars/Neptune [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) You really must draw upon that grace under pressure that is the secret source of strength for people born under Libra. It may be hard to believe right now, but there really is a relationship worth salvaging should you decide to put your mind to it. Indeed it’s [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Curb any impulse to share the credit, to enter into a joint ownership agreement, or to yield the field to someone you mistakenly believe is more capable than yourself on May 11. You have the Mars/Neptune square to thank for this temporary bout of insanity. Neptune tends to [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Taurus people aren’t exactly the greener pastures type. You prefer frequenting familiar watering holes to blazing new trails. However you can probably already feel the effects of Uranus, planet of revolution and change, knocking at your door (it enters your sign next year) which is why you’re restless [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) Has your formula for success grown too formulaic? That’s the question you’ve been secretly asking for months as you’ve seen sales drop and opportunities dry up. Everyone’s called upon to reinvent themselves on occasion and right now the Stars are asking you to do the same. This will [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Adversaries have been particularly obnoxious these past few weeks. Every time you tried to broker a truce or make a peace offering they smacked you down. You assumed they had some trump card in hand, but as developments unfold it’s becoming abundantly clear that they don’t. You’re the [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) There’s a time to bird-dog matters and then there’s a time to step out of the way and let developments unfold on their own organically. This week is one of those times. Curb micro-managing tendencies on Weds or risk wresting the reins out of the hands of the [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) Forgiveness is a tall order. It’s probably the most humane act that the human race has ever conceived of and it’s clearly the most difficult one to perform. There’s always the fear that one is caving in, being too lenient, or broadcasting weakness by turning the other cheek. [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Don’t let your current financial woes spoil all of the wonderful things that are unfolding in your love life. A lovely Sun/Neptune sextile on May 3 deepens the rapport between you and your partner. Not only will you become more intimate and romantic, but those things that drive [...]
