Weekly Horoscopes
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) For someone who personalizes as much as you do it might be a good idea to rethink the way that you relate to people. Accustomed to being suspicious and mistrustful, you tend to shy away from intimacy. It's not unfounded. Scorpios often attract negative projections through no fault [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) Life at work gets wonky this week thanks to the Mars/Neptune opposition on Sept. 24. This could make you feel like you're engaged in an exercise in futility or like you are totally at sea when it comes to trying to manage a pressing matter. Neptune will make [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) The Moon occult Mercury and Mars on Sept. 18 could create an extremely awkward situation. This is when you hear from an Ex who's looking to defame you, discover that an old email contradicts the story you've been telling, or a particularly unflattering picture starts making the rounds [...]
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE He may seem warmhearted and open-minded, but is that really what he's like underneath? It's a question worth asking when Mars, the planet of men, forms an opposition to Neptune in Pisces on Sept. 24. Neptune has a tendency to bring out the repressed qualities of people [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) Get ready to stare down the bean counters. The Mars/Neptune opposition this week shows that they'll be in a panic over your fiscal responsibility. Whether it's a penny-pinching husband, a hand-wringing accountant, or a nervous backer you can expect to get an earful on Sept. 19 and 24. [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) You've experienced a groundswell of success recently so it makes sense you'd assume that that's for now. Think again. The Sun enters your solar midheaven on Sept. 22 which means that there will be more. More invites, more accolades, and even more golden opportunities. Now if you were [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) You were born under Neptune, planet of imagination and dreams. This gives you a hypnotic effect on just about everyone you meet. People may see you as the answer to their prayers, the best thing that ever happened in their lives, or as a supernaturally seductive siren. It [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) Jupiter, the planet of good luck and fortune, leaves your zodiac sign on Oct. 10. That means you have 3 weeks left to enjoy all of its glittering blessings and radiant benevolence. Are you really going to spend this time listening to your whining self-absorbed friends? Hopefully the [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) There's nothing wrong with wishful thinking as long as you don't put all your eggs in one basket. You don't want someone to come along and sit on it. Think of the mess you'd have. The wonderful thing about your Ruling Planet Venus traveling through Virgo for the [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) You can talk yourself in and out of anything. It's the curse that comes with being blessed with a curious and analytical mind. This is something you'll have to grapple with when Mars forms an opposition to Neptune on Sept. 24. The planet of illusion and vision, we [...]
