Weekly Horoscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) Home appears to be a very demanding place these days. Like the infernal Hydra of Greek mythology, it feels like whenever you complete one chore than another two spring forward to take its place. You have the Full Moon in Aries to blame for these Herculean labors, but then [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) Get ready for the final round of an on-again off-again association. Each of you did your best to be rid of each other but it looks like the Stars have decided that you'll be in one another's lives for the foreseeable future. In a funny way months of adversity [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) Usually you're the one "at fault" so it will feel quite strange chastising someone who's always delighted in rebuking you. Is this your chance for revenge now that the tables are turned? Maybe if you were a Scorpio, but you're a Pisces so you can't help feeling sympathy for [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Loved ones can't make heads or tails of you these days and truth to tell? Neither can you. It's been a long time since you felt this adrift. You know that you're on the verge of making some big life changes, but you just can't motivate yourself to act on [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) Have you finally found the perfect match? The answer is "yes" and "no". "Yes" in that the person you're considering pairing with right now (in either love or money) understands you in a way that nobody else has. This is someone that you've waited years to meet. "No" in [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) You're traveling through uncharted territory. One would think that this would be appealing because Aquarians are supposed to be curious and experimental but you can also be very set in your ways. That's why you'll be surprised by what takes place on September 21st when a standard meeting with [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) The Sun/Pluto trine on September 21 will feel like the lights getting turned on at a party where everyone's been fooling around in the dark. You thought you were making out with one person only to discover it's somebody else - and it will be somebody you really don't [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 19) Pluto is the planet of ordeals and the transformations that arise from them. Pluto says that you can't get to where you want to go without slogging through hell and high water first. Oftentimes this is painful except when there's a trine. The Sun/Pluto trine on September 21 shows [...]
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) Success isn't the same as winning. Winning can happen once and then you're free to walk away from the game basking in triumph. Success, however, is something that people will come to expect time and time again. In fact the more masterful you become, the higher the stakes and [...]
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) This isn't going to be a good week for you in the polls. At first you'll be scandalized by the bad press you're getting. It's astonishing how your words can be taken out of context and then twisted to suit others' purposes. But if you take a couple of [...]
