Weekly Horoscopes
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) Saturn sextiles Neptune on Jan. 31. This is bound to bring good things but with a catch. You're going to have to sit through a life lecture first. Now your first reactions may be to get defensive or evasive, but go ahead and give a listen instead. It's [...]
TIME AND TIDE On Jan. 31 Saturn and Neptune form a rare sextile. This is probably one of the subtlest and most profound of celestial configurations because it's when two planets that typically have nothing to do with each other align in such a way as to bring out the best in both. [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Why is it that you always have a personal crisis going on right when you're standing on the brink of a major breakthrough? It's because you're a Capricorn. And the Universe just isn't happy unless it's testing you with yet another burden that's too heavy to bare. What's [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) Not everyone who comes breezing into your life is meant to stay. Certain encounters are meant to raise your consciousness, expand your horizons, and enliven your spirit and that’s exactly what a certain someone will do on Feb. 2. He will lift you out of that slump you’ve [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Usually you don't wallow in the mire, but it will be hard not to as the Moon occults Saturn and then Pluto on Feb. 1 and 2. This will freshen the wounds, sprinkle salt on the indignity, and make you feel more wronged than you've ever felt wronged [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) You've never put much stock in higher powers. You see them as cure-alls for the helpless and you have never been helpless. You rely on your wits and savvy to get you out of life's tight spots. However the Mercury/Jupiter sextile on Feb. 3 could convince you to [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) You can’t live other people’s lives for them. Obvious and true, but it’s a lesson you never stop re-learning. It isn’t easy being born under a sign that cares so much. However everyone needs to find their own way and in their own time. It’s how we learn. [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) "If you can't beat them, join them" isn't a solution you usually subscribe to. If anything you're famous for fighting until the last breath. Nevertheless this week's Mars/Pluto square shows you'd be wise to yield. Not only are you outranked and outgunned, but there's a nice cozy spot [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) A strange loneliness seems to follow you wherever you go nowadays. And it’s not like you’re bereft of loved ones and friends. If anything they’re more in your life (and in your face) than ever. No, what really tugs at you is this feeling that you don’t seem [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) You're understandably exasperated with your situation. What was supposed to be a slam dunk has now become mired in unnecessary complications and overly personalized politics. You're usually pretty understanding when it comes to these sorts of things but you've been through the course so many times that you're [...]
