Weekly Horoscopes
FRENEMY MINE Mars enters Gemini on March 30. This will do a lot to stoke the flames of a rivalry. Why? Because twins are siblings and sibling rivalries are the earliest form of competition. Everything you learned about winning, losing, thwarting and outwitting comes from those early years spent in the playpen battling [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) You can't condone what happened but you also know the other party didn't mean any harm. So here you are – stuck between a rock (your justifiable anger) and a hard place (your sympathy for the person who wronged you). What to do? Thankfully Venus enters forgiving Pisces [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) Wait until Mercury comes out of retrograde on March 28 to make your next move. You may think the answer's obvious – who wants to stay in a place where they're not wanted? – but you're in a position where you can turn the tables. This happens on [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) A longstanding matter draws to a close on March 27. It's been a tedious process that took up a lot of time and energy but it's nice to know that your efforts have borne fruit. Not only will you get a fair settlement but there will be no [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) If you were going to leave then you would have left when Uranus was still in Aries. The fact that you're still here after Uranus changed signs and entered Taurus on March 6 means you're in it for the long haul. Whether it's a relationship, business partnership, or [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) It's never a good idea to move on when you don't have something new to move on to. This goes against your "I shot an arrow in the air, where it lands I know not where" nature, but you've had your fill of misadventures and are searching for something [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Being forced to cool your heels isn't easy, but what are you going to do when Mercury's retrograde? A lot of people yell at their mobile devices, curse their computers, or kick their car tires, but you learned a long time ago to go to your Zen place. [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) Venus, planet of love and beauty, rises to the top of your solar chart on March 26. This makes you someone people can't live without until April 20. If there was ever a time to pitch an idea, promote your wares, or say yes then this is it. [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Mercury comes out of retrograde on March 28. This is when you'll awake with a start from that hypnotic trance you've been under. For three weeks you've been led around by the nose, unable to resist the commands of someone who was manipulating you with suggestions and prompts. [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) It’s time to get your house in order – both literally and figuratively. The Mars/Pluto trine on March 20 will inspire more than just a yearly bout of spring-cleaning. Rent a dumpster and toss all those things that have been weighing you down and taking up valuable room [...]
