Weekly Horoscopes
WHAT A TRIP! Neptune, the planet of figments, phantoms, and illusory hopes, comes out of retrograde on December 6th. This is when everyone wakes from the collective dream they've been dreaming these past 5 months and greets the reality they find staring them in the face. For some it will feel like a [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) It's unnerving to realize that you've been the object of someone's jealousy. Envy is one of those "does not compute" emotions. Now this isn't to say that you're above such things. For instance Aquarians are famously paranoid that people are talking behind their back, but envy? Why would anyone [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) For months you've felt adrift. Now some people might say Pisceans always feel adrift, but this is different. You're used to following an inner current; a current that may not take you where you want to go, but you've always trusted would take you where you need to go. [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 19) It's rare when you have a spat about money. It's not the sort of thing that concerns you unless it affects someone you care about. If that's the case then you will marshal the forces to protect this person's interests. Venus's entrance into Scorpio on December 4th shows that [...]
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) They say that possession is nine-tenths of the law, but you'll be wondering if it's worth the aggravation when Venus opposes Jupiter on December 9th. Usually you're untroubled by disputes like these because you typically dot all i's and cross every t before any money changes hands, however Venus [...]
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You're not a big fan of paperwork even if it is online. The thought of having to fill out forms in triplicate, sifting through past email chains for a relevant piece of correspondence, or waiting to speak with a representative isn't your idea of fun. It's mind numbing! But [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) You know it's not a wise idea to give a certain someone a second chance - especially since you've lost count of all the second chances you've given so far, but you're a Cancer and Cancers do things the hard way when it comes to matters of the heart. [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 22) It never fails. Whenever work gets hectic, life at home becomes more demanding and you can't focus on one without feeling like you're failing the other. Now what's good about this is that you're irreplaceable which means neither side will give you up. Obviously life would be easier if [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) Neptune out of retrograde in Pisces on December 6th reintroduces a quandary. On one hand you'd love to be more independent and to do what you want when you want, but on the other hand you're not sold on flying solo either. You've gotten used to sharing your life [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) If you're not torn between two lovers (and feeling like a fool), then chances are you're torn between two equally appealing business prospects. These sorts of decisions are every Libra's nightmare, but that's what happens when your Ruling Planet Venus opposes Jupiter on December 9th. What's good about this [...]
