Weekly Horoscopes
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) Watch it! Because it looks like a well-intentioned action will backfire on Feb. 25. This will require some quick thinking and serious maneuvering to escape unscathed. Not only will you have to come clean and apologize for something you did (you thought you were being helpful) but you [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) You prayed for the day when s/he would finally be free to be with you. And now that it looks like it might be happening, you want to beat a retreat. Cancers often suffer from cold feet syndrome when they're on the verge of getting something they want [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) The difficult thing about Faustian bargains is there's always a catch. It's the sort of detail that seems forgettably benign until it's ready to snap shut. And on Feb. 28 it snaps shut. For weeks you've enjoyed the pluses of a certain arrangement, but that honeymoon will come [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Refrain from having to have the last word or shooting back with that one good quip you know will get retweeted ad infinitum. It may seem like this week's horoscope is spoiling all your fun, but words have been known to bring down entire careers when uttered carelessly. [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) The things that are going on in people's lives just don't make sense these days. Maybe there's gaping holes in their stories, conspicuous inconsistences, or manufactured excuses where a reasonable explanation should be. It's enough to make you question their veracity – which makes perfect sense given that [...]
THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM HISTORY Jupiter in Capricorn sextiles Neptune in Pisces on Feb. 20. It takes a long time for these planets to move into this kind of alignment. In fact the last time these two planets formed this aspect was in 1854 – which was when the Republican Party was [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) You have this funny feeling that things are slowly coming together for you. But don't look for any proof because you won't find it and don't share this with friends because they'll only accuse you of wishful thinking. Keep this feeling to yourself and watch what unfolds over [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) Neptune, named after the Roman god of sea, is also the planet of revenue streams. It can work like a divining rod – identifying hidden sources of funding – if you let it. On Feb. 20, Neptune in Pisces will form a singular sextile to Jupiter in Capricorn. [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) You're not big on dreams and visions. People think of Capricorn as Astrology's card-carrying pragmatist, but the truth is you take them seriously and are always deeply disappointed when things fail to materialize. Well, if anything debunked that myth it would have to be the last two years. [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Once again an opportunity is being dangled in front of you like a luscious piece of fruit. You could make a grab for it, but you've come up empty handed too many times before. You're not eager to repeat the same mistake. And this is good. Jupiter and Neptune [...]
