Weekly Horoscopes
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) Prosperity makes people forgetful which is why you always remember where you came from and what it took to get to where you are today. Capricorns never think they're doing well (even when there's plenty of money in the bank), but the current economic climate has had a peculiar [...]
ERRAND INTO THE MAZE The Sun opposite Jupiter on July 14 shows you pleading your case to somebody who's already decided against you. This person may nod sympathetically, express concern, and even act like he's on your side, but don't buy it. Jupiter in Capricorn is indifferent at best and when you add [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) It's hard to see how anything you say or do matters when the forces at play are so voracious and overwhelming. It seems like history has let loose the dogs and everything is fair game. It's important to remember in times like these that we never stop living our [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) You've always been able to make a lot out of a little. Not make do with a little; make a lot out of a little. Problems and puzzles are your inspiration. When others complain about being shortchanged, neglected, or handed the worst parts of a failed enterprise, your mental [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Try as you may, you just aren't going to get your way right now. Not only does the other party hold all the cards, they've got the receipts too. Thankfully you were born under a sign that believes in "where's there's a wile, there's a way". You're never beat [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) That burden you've been carrying feels particularly heavy this week which is why you should take a break. And "taking a break" doesn't mean strategizing about new ways to approach your problem, berating yourself for feeling overwhelmed, or pumping yourself up so you can get back in there and [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) Hopes and aspirations lie beached like abandoned boats when the Sun opposes your Ruling Planet Jupiter on July 14. Oppositions mark a time when two planets are as far away from each other on the zodiacal wheel as possible and their energy is analogous to a low tide. Nobody [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Finances will always be a thorn in your side as long as you treat them like a disapproving parent. This pattern of spending when you're flush then returning home when you're broke is as old as the Prodigal Son. If you want to break this vicious circle then you need [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) When you're born under Pluto, the planet of ordeals and the transformations that arise from them, then you know rebirth isn't easy. It's just as messy as the first one. This week will feel like the quiet before the storm as the Sun opposes Jupiter and Pluto. You know [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Mercury, planet of shopkeepers, becomes the planet of shoplifters when it turns retrograde. Now this doesn't mean anyone's robbing you, but it might explain why so many things have gone missing since it began its backward motion on June 18. Thankfully Mercury resumes direction on July 12 and this is [...]
