Weekly Horoscopes
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) The Universe can be quite stubborn in its messaging as you'll discover for yourself when something you put a lot of work into suddenly collapses at the starting line. It's hard to accept that this is all you get for weeks of blood, sweat, and tears, but be honest [...]
TOMORROW IS ALWAYS A DAY AWAY Few things are as crushing as a New Moon/Saturn opposition. Whatever thin sliver of hope remains is abruptly removed. Beginnings are over before they've begun, endings are as swift as they are premature, and any chance to appeal or regroup is immediately snuffed out which means that [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) Hopes and aspirations lie beached like abandoned boats when the Sun opposes your Ruling Planet Jupiter on July 14. Oppositions mark a time when two planets are as far away from each other on the zodiacal wheel as possible and their energy is analogous to a low tide. Nobody [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) That burden you've been carrying feels particularly heavy this week which is why you should take a break. And "taking a break" doesn't mean strategizing about new ways to approach your problem, berating yourself for feeling overwhelmed, or pumping yourself up so you can get back in there and [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Goals couldn't feel further out of reach. When you look at where you are compared to where you want to be, the gap couldn't be wider. It's so unbridgeable that it makes you want to throw up your hands in despair. Treat yourself to a meltdown if you need [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Try as you may, you just aren't going to get your way right now. Not only does the other party hold all the cards, they've got the receipts too. Thankfully you were born under a sign that believes in "where's there's a wile, there's a way". You're never beat [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) Cancers are good at waiting. It comes from the Moon being your astrological ruler. In Roman mythology the Moon belonged to Diana, goddess of the hunt. That's why people who don't know Cancers will often assume you've given up when you haven't. It never occurs to them that a [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) That burden you've been carrying feels particularly heavy this week which is why you should take a break. And "taking a break" doesn't mean strategizing about new ways to approach your problem, berating yourself for feeling overwhelmed, or pumping yourself up so you can get back in there and [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) It's hard to see how anything you say or do matters when the forces at play are so voracious and overwhelming. It seems like history has let loose the dogs and everything is fair game. It's important to remember in times like these that we never stop living our [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Goals couldn't feel further out of reach. When you look at where you are compared to where you want to be, the gap couldn't be wider. It's so unbridgeable that it makes you want to throw up your hands in despair. Treat yourself to a meltdown if you need [...]
