Weekly Horoscopes
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) You may think everything's signed, sealed, and delivered but retrograde Mercury has other things in store. Did the other party actually sign? Did you seal the deal or just talk about it? And as far as delivered: are you actually holding said object in your hands? Things have a [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) It's not often when you take a serious look at who's adding to your life versus who's detracting, but now's the time to do it. You're tired of the hangers-on, the no-shows, and the lost causes. You really don't have the time and energy for them and you're tired [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) It seems as though the Future itself is thwarting your best efforts to get ahead - and in a way it is. Prizes in easy reach have remained stubbornly outside your grasp and deals that should have been no-brainers have been mysteriously delayed. And it doesn't help that your [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) Somebody's loss results in your gain this week. At first you'll want to hand back the offer, prize, or promotion. It doesn't feel right that you should benefit at the expense of someone else. If something's meant to be then you'll earn it on your own. However Jupiter conjunct [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) You're not one to drop the ball but maybe it's time you did. People have no problem leaving you holding the bag when it comes to their professional crises, personal meltdowns, or overall dysfunction. They feel safe acting out because they know you'll always show up. But maybe it's [...]
WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNING Uranus is a peculiar planet. It's the only planet that orbits the Sun rotating on its side, which means that its north and south poles are where other planets' equators would normally be. This gives the appearance of Uranus rotating on its axis like a wheel [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) You're full of excitement about all the big ideas you have in mind. Unfortunately colleagues still have questions about how to proceed and that's a problem. Usually you would walk them through the finer points, but the Mars/Uranus conjunction on January 20th will make you impatient, brusque, and as [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) You're someone who likes to test people, so what happens when a certain someone passes your best test with flying colors? Do you award the prize or come up with a new challenge? This is something that will be uppermost in mind as Venus in Capricorn forms a sextile [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Saying "yes" to everyone who asks you to dance doesn't make you popular on prom night. If anything, it may succeed in pissing off the person you arrived with. The same holds true for jumping at every opportunity that comes your way these days. Now what you're doing makes sense. [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) Your willingness to cut others slack could come back to haunt you this week when Mars conjoins Uranus. This impacts jointly owned property, tenants who lease or rent from you, or any loan where you are a co-signer. It looks as if someone's having trouble keeping up with payments [...]
