Weekly Horoscopes
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) You have a couple of more rude awakenings in store on April 22nd and April 24th. This will likely involve another upset apple cart. You've had more than your fill of these lately but if anyone's become an expert at salvaging spoiled expectations - it's you. This same planetary [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) You've gotten self-absorbed lately - putting in long hours at the office while chasing after the almighty dollar. It happens to the best of workaholics. And this would be fine if you lived alone, but you don't which is why you need to listen to loved ones when they [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's time to inform certain friends (who aren't really friends) that they are overdrawn at the bank of goodwill and that you do not offer overdraft protection. Feel free to scroll down your mobile device and to hit delete repeatedly. But there's more to this than purging your life [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) You have a couple of more rude awakenings in store on April 22nd and April 24th. This will likely involve another upset apple cart. You've had more than your fill of these lately but if anyone's become an expert at salvaging spoiled expectations Ð it's you. This same planetary [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's time to inform certain friends (who aren't really friends) that they are overdrawn at the bank of goodwill and that you do not offer overdraft protection. Feel free to scroll down your mobile device and to hit delete repeatedly. But there's more to this than purging your life [...]
FAMILY MATTERS On April 23rd Mars enters Cancer. Cancer is the zodiac sign most associated with hearth, home, and family. Many people equate it with an idealized past, giving it the rumpled folksiness of a Norman Rockwell painting, but not all families are the Waltons. Sometimes they're the Sopranos and Mars traveling through [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) On April 17th Jupiter, the Òget out of jail freeÓ planet springs the lock on that predicament youÕve been stuck in. This could mean an obligation being fulfilled, a debt being forgiven, or someone intervening on your behalf. But like any prisoner, youÕre about to discover that thereÕs a [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) When it rains, it pours as Mercury sextiles Mars on April 17th. You'll find yourself inundated with all kinds of offers, invites, and counter-offers. It's a heady moment and you should enjoy it. Heaven knows you've earned it! But don't break any promises along the way. One in particular [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Ruling Planet Venus (named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty) enters Taurus on April 14th. This makes you everyone's favorite flavor of the month for the next 3 ½ weeks. This is a time when you'll want to coax not confront, persuade not push, and invite not [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) You may not receive a windfall, but you will get the next best thing - and that's an invite or opportunity to show off what you can do in an entirely different setting. This is just the break you need since you've been coming up empty handed with your [...]
