Weekly Horoscopes
A TECTONIC SHIFT There is nothing making you stay put if you don't want to. We often feel hemmed in by circumstances, overburdened by obligations, and defined by our responsibilities, but the truth is these all take their marching orders from you and not the other way around. Uranus is the planet of [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) You're always restless. Born under the sign whose motto is "anywhere but here" you can't help feeling like your real life is happening somewhere else. This sensation will increase and become more pronounced in the run-up to Jupiter's entrance into Pisces on May 13th. Loved ones and friends will say [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) You love a good gotcha Ð especially when you catch the culprit red-handed. For weeks you've lain in wait knowing that a certain someone would eventually mess up. And he will on April 22nd or 24th. But something you didn't take into account were the difficult circumstances he's had [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) You've gotten self-absorbed lately - putting in long hours at the office while chasing after the almighty dollar. It happens to the best of workaholics. And this would be fine if you lived alone, but you don't which is why you need to listen to loved ones when they [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) You're always restless. Born under the sign whose motto is "anywhere but here" you can't help feeling like your real life is happening somewhere else. This sensation will increase and become more pronounced in the run-up to Jupiter's entrance into Pisces on May 13th. Loved ones and friends will say [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) You have a couple of more rude awakenings in store on April 22nd and April 24th. This will likely involve another upset apple cart. You've had more than your fill of these lately but if anyone's become an expert at salvaging spoiled expectations - it's you. This same planetary [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) You've gotten self-absorbed lately - putting in long hours at the office while chasing after the almighty dollar. It happens to the best of workaholics. And this would be fine if you lived alone, but you don't which is why you need to listen to loved ones when they [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's time to inform certain friends (who aren't really friends) that they are overdrawn at the bank of goodwill and that you do not offer overdraft protection. Feel free to scroll down your mobile device and to hit delete repeatedly. But there's more to this than purging your life [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) You have a couple of more rude awakenings in store on April 22nd and April 24th. This will likely involve another upset apple cart. You've had more than your fill of these lately but if anyone's become an expert at salvaging spoiled expectations Ð it's you. This same planetary [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's time to inform certain friends (who aren't really friends) that they are overdrawn at the bank of goodwill and that you do not offer overdraft protection. Feel free to scroll down your mobile device and to hit delete repeatedly. But there's more to this than purging your life [...]
