Weekly Horoscopes
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) Turning tables are to be expected when Ruling Planet Venus squares Uranus on March 3d. This is when a bully is exposed, toppled from power or becomes the victim of their own self-undoing. Yet this is more than just a pendulum swing in the opposite direction. You may [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 22 - Nov. 20) Do you really have to take back that prodigal loved one or penitent friend? Can't you just stay behind your closed door and pretend that you didn't hear them knock? Venus/Uranus squares are as famous for splitting up relationships as they are for reuniting people who didn't part [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21 -Dec. 20) Saying "yes" to everyone who asks you to dance doesn't make you popular on prom night. If anything, it will piss off the person you arrived with. The same holds true for jumping at every opportunity that comes your way. The Mars/Jupiter square on February 27 shows rival companies [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 19) You're used to setbacks. You've experienced so many delays, complications, and unfulfilled promises that it's hard to imagine progress without them. On one hand the complications introduced by a triple conjunction of the Sun, Mercury, and Saturn on February 28th are to be expected. Things were moving along [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb. 17) You often wonder if the bus you're on is taking you to where you want to go. Is it making all these stops and turns because it's a local and not an express or is it really headed in the wrong direction? The impulse to find another ride [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) Pisces puts a lot of stock in its hopes and dreams, but also knows that these won't materialize on their own. The challenge of translating what you see in your mind's eye into your day-to-day life is daunting. The Sun/Saturn conjunction on February 28 will inevitably bring some [...]
TRIPLE CONJUNCTION CAZIMI! Triple conjunctions are rare birds as is, but the fact that two of the planets will be cazimi makes them rarer still! On February 28th the Sun will conjoin both Mercury and Saturn in the zodiac sign of Pisces. Typically a Mercury/Saturn conjunction acts like a wet blanket in the [...]
GENDER TROUBLE A Venus/Mars conjunction is supposed to be favorable for romance. The thinking is that women are from Venus and men are from Mars so what's to keep this combination of cosmic energies from creating a match made in heaven? Well, that might have been true back in the day when men [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) You already got your answer (which was no) so why hang around? Because you want to. Sure they hired somebody else for the job you applied for, but you'd still like to work for that company one day. And yes, the person you're attracted to may be in [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) People are looking for you to step down or get out of the way but that won't be happening. Their priorities are not your priorities and if there was ever a time to sit down in the middle of the road and wait things out, then it would [...]
