Weekly Horoscopes
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) Usually you're the one who over idealizes love, but now you're beginning to wonder if the person you're seeing is getting too carried away. It happens when Venus conjoins Neptune in Pisces. Now you have nothing against being put on a pedestal. If experience has taught you anything [...]
THE RETURN OF MERCURY RETROGRADE It could be said that Mercury takes a poltergeist's delight in wreaking havoc on the clockwork regularity of our day-to-day lives when it's retrograde. Appliances stop working, cars malfunction, and mobile devices start transmitting absurd messages with all the freewheeling abandon of an unruly Ouija board. Needless to [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 18) You're used to dealing with other people's rejects - not as charity cases but as welcome finds. Now you don't do this because you're the Island of Misfit Toys. You do it because you recognize the treasure in the trash. Pisces is the zodiac sign of rehabilitation. You [...]
ARIES (March 19 - April 18) People groaned when Gwyneth Paltrow used the phrase "conscious uncoupling" during her divorce in 2014, but over the years it's become quite acceptable. It recognizes that just because you didn't make a great match, doesn't mean you can't be in one another's lives in a different capacity. It's [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) Okay. Maybe it's foolish to be infatuated, but it's been a while since someone came waltzing into your life with all the right packaging and the labeling to go along with it. Plus the fact that this is happening when you're feeling at loose ends makes it even [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 19) Are you on the verge of doing something you'll regret? If you're asking then the answer's yes. As a Gemini you suffer from this unfortunate tendency to undo all the good you've done. You will work hard to build the perfect situation and then when you're on the [...]
CANCER (June 20 - July 21) Take it easy this week because the lunar eclipse shows you experiencing a dramatic dip in energy and it will be all you can do to just make it through the workday. One would think you were suffering from jet lag given how much you'll want to curl [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) This is a good time to pass around the hat. You'll see wallets fly open and people Venmoing you money thanks to a fortuitous Venus/Uranus sextile on March 28th. It's nice to get this kind of financial support but keep in mind that it isn't meant for personal [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) If you're going to change horses in midstream do it now. Not only are circumstances conducive thanks to the Lunar Eclipse in Libra, but if you don't act then you'll have to settle for what you have for the foreseeable future. Your window of opportunity is short-lived. That's [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 21) It looks like an obligation or duty that dominated your life is finally coming to an end. It's been so long that you shouldered this responsibility that it's going to be hard to imagine life without it. Loved ones and friends will encourage you to look ahead to [...]
