Weekly Horoscopes
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Is the Universe setting you up for a pratfall? Or is it trying to teach you a karmic lesson? It isn't always easy to tell which is which when you have powerful planets like Jupiter and Neptune traveling together in your opposite sign of Pisces. It's not unlike Lucy [...]
INCOMING You probably didn't ask for trouble – people rarely do when Mars forms a square to Uranus in the sky – but you're still going to have to deal with it on March 22nd. This particular planetary combination is famous for infractions, transgressions, and hostile takeovers. Your first reaction may be to [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) It's hard to put something back together when it hasn't finished falling apart yet. It's something to keep in mind when the Full Moon in Virgo on March 18th signals the removal of yet another plank in a shrinking foundation. It's the nature of Cancer to protect and preserve. [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) Whoever said "what God has joined together let no man rend asunder" clearly wasn't familiar with Venus/Uranus squares. This is a very different energy than the Venus/Pluto energy you experienced over the winter. Where Pluto is more brooding and obsessive. Uranus, the planet of revolution and change, is famous [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) How is it that the most unlikely candidate becomes more likely with every passing day? And if it isn't a person, then perhaps it's an option or opportunity. In any case, this wasn't something you thought you'd be considering realistically but then Mercury/Uranus sextiles are famous for making the [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) Not all Libras are peace-loving; just like not all Cancers are homebodies or Capricorns are bankers. However, it's in your Cosmic DNA to choose order over chaos because life goes off the rails if you don't. Whether you kicked it over deliberately or by accident, you now find yourself [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Do you really have to take back that prodigal loved one or penitent friend? Can't you just stay behind your closed door and pretend that you didn't hear them knock? Venus/Uranus squares are as famous for splitting up relationships as they are for reuniting people who didn't part on [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Health concerns are heightened as the Full Moon in Virgo rises to an elevated position in your solar horoscope. These won't be of critical concern, but they're still important to you nonetheless. Maybe it's a change of diet that's made you a target of derision or a new strict regimen [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Right now life is going swimmingly. Things are falling into place and goals that once seemed impossible are in easy reach. Most people would be happy with the good fortune you're enjoying but being a Capricorn, you always keep an eye out for what could go wrong. The Venus/Uranus [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) You often wonder if the bus you're on is taking you to where you want to go. Is it making all these stops and turns because it's a local and not an express or is it really headed in the wrong direction? The impulse to find another ride will [...]
