Weekly Horoscopes
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) You'll be greeting the Sun/Uranus trine on September 11th with an enormous sigh of relief. Although it's too early to relax or lower your guard – there's still a lot of debris to clean up following the events of August - at least some degree of order has returned [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Venus enters Virgo on September 5th – effectively making you everyone's favorite flavor of the month (although technically it's only in your sign for 3 ½ weeks). Expect to receive all kinds of unsolicited attention as people fawn over you. This sort of thing is bound to make you [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) Things are thrown into full reverse when Mercury turns retrograde on September 9th. And truth to tell – you'll be relieved. You've been plagued by doubt for weeks as you manufactured excuses, ignored red flags, and even blamed yourself for cataloguing the inconsistencies. There's no quieting your conscience no [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) It's amazing how you pulled yourself out of that nosedive. Prospects were looking pretty grim regarding a project or enterprise and like you were going to crash and burn, but no one should ever underestimate the determination of a Scorpio. You’re famous for turning things around in the eleventh [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Usually you'll sound off about the latest outrage. Never one to sit on your feelings or apologize for your colorful opinions you're the first to let everyone know when you don't like what's going down. Sagittarians have never been the silent, long-suffering type. However this week will be different. Whether [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Don’t look now, but it looks like the wayward pieces of your life are coming together. It's the sort of thing that happens when the Sun forms a trine to Uranus (September 11th). This is when premises are turned on their head, unexpected links are discovered, and what originally [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) It's often said things have to fall apart before they can come together. You yourself might have said it to a disappointed loved one, a heartbroken friend, or demoralized colleague. But you're not saying this to put a positive spin on matters. You're speaking from experience. This week will [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) You may want to re-think that ultimatum because it looks like somebody might take you up on it. People born under Pisces can be dramatic. Overly dramatic even. It comes from having two planets named after storm gods – Jupiter and Neptune – as co-rulers of your sign. Nobody [...]
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) It's hard to tell what you dislike most – your lover's ambivalence or indecisiveness? Maybe it's the ambivalence. Indecisiveness fades with time while mixed feelings never go away even when the person finally makes up their mind. You'll be tempted to win over someone who's on fence, but given [...]
THE RETURN OF MERCURY RETROGRADE It could be said that Mercury takes a poltergeist's delight in wreaking havoc on the clockwork regularity of our day-to-day lives when it's retrograde. Appliances stop working, cars malfunction, and mobile devices start transmitting absurd messages with all the freewheeling abandon of an unruly spirit hijacking a Ouija [...]
