Weekly Horoscopes
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) This is the week to push your agenda. It feels like you're taking advantage of a superior's vulnerability, but you have a clearer idea of the way forward than they do. To stand on ceremony means continuing to watch them grasp at straws as they search for a way [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) It's hard to think of the last time you had to jump through so many hoops to get the assignment, commission, or job title you deserve. Everyone knows you're perfect for this position but for some reason you've been made to go the extra mile. One could say you're [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) Fire signs aren't fond of revisiting situations they consider settled. If something's done it's done and if anyone has a problem with it then they should have spoken up at the time. Unfortunately a certain party or agency has gotten wind of a slip up and it looks like [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Put off answering any bid, offer, or counteroffer - no matter how tempting. Mercury retrogrades are famous for throwing a Cosmic monkey wrench into our most carefully laid plans, but it's the retrograde Mercury/Venus conjunction on September 26th that appears most worrisome. Either someone's trying to sweet talk you [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) If someone wants to leave why stop them? Loved ones and friends may be shocked by your casual acceptance, but you know from experience that you can't make someone stay if they don't want to. You yourself have wavered at the threshold many times and know that the more [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) You may be surprised to discover how something that's troubled you for so long can be easily resolved. Scorpios tend to take setbacks personally. Convinced that Fate is out to get you you'll often react to a stumbling block as if it were deliberately put there to thwart you. [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Now that you're close to extricating yourself from an unwanted commitment there's a part of you wondering if this was somehow meant to be? Sagittarians rarely wrestle with regret. If things don't work out you'll just move on to something new. Your restless spirit is always pushing you to see [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Is it duplicitous letting both parties believe that your answer will be "yes"? Not if you're being strategically vague and non-committal about it. Most people would say this is the way successful negotiations work. You want to see who has more to offer and what the right fit will [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) Malefics, in Astrology, are famous for bringing misfortune. Mars heralds conflict and Saturn tribulations. That's why Astrologers sound anxious whenever they appear in the sky. Yet the planets that presage hard times are the same ones that will get you through the rough passage because they bestow the willpower [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's strange to hear that people want to be there for you. It's usually the other way around. Nevertheless they mean it and you could really use their help. Unfortunately you have to tell them what you need and this is where things get foggy. As a Pisces you'll [...]
