Weekly Horoscopes
ARIES (March 20 - April 18) It will be nice to see the return of a boss or supervisor. Things really fell apart during their absence and it was annoying to have to put up with people who clearly didn't know what they were doing. Leadership isn't easy which is why you prefer to be [...]
TAURUS (April 19 - May 19) You'll be sorely tempted to say "I told you so" when Venus conjoins retrograde Mercury on September 26th, but don't. This person has already been humbled - as their retreat with tail tucked between their legs attests. What they need now is comfort and reassurance. Virgos tend to reprimand [...]
GEMINI (May 20 - June 20) This is the week to push your agenda. It feels like you're taking advantage of a superior's vulnerability, but you have a clearer idea of the way forward than they do. To stand on ceremony means continuing to watch them grasp at straws as they search for a way [...]
CANCER (June 21 - July 21) It's hard to think of the last time you had to jump through so many hoops to get the assignment, commission, or job title you deserve. Everyone knows you're perfect for this position but for some reason you've been made to go the extra mile. One could say you're [...]
LEO (July 22 - Aug. 21) Fire signs aren't fond of revisiting situations they consider settled. If something's done it's done and if anyone has a problem with it then they should have spoken up at the time. Unfortunately a certain party or agency has gotten wind of a slip up and it looks like [...]
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) Put off answering any bid, offer, or counteroffer - no matter how tempting. Mercury retrogrades are famous for throwing a Cosmic monkey wrench into our most carefully laid plans, but it's the retrograde Mercury/Venus conjunction on September 26th that appears most worrisome. Either someone's trying to sweet talk you [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) If someone wants to leave why stop them? Loved ones and friends may be shocked by your casual acceptance, but you know from experience that you can't make someone stay if they don't want to. You yourself have wavered at the threshold many times and know that the more [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) You may be surprised to discover how something that's troubled you for so long can be easily resolved. Scorpios tend to take setbacks personally. Convinced that Fate is out to get you you'll often react to a stumbling block as if it were deliberately put there to thwart you. [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) Now that you're close to extricating yourself from an unwanted commitment there's a part of you wondering if this was somehow meant to be? Sagittarians rarely wrestle with regret. If things don't work out you'll just move on to something new. Your restless spirit is always pushing you to see [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Is it duplicitous letting both parties believe that your answer will be "yes"? Not if you're being strategically vague and non-committal about it. Most people would say this is the way successful negotiations work. You want to see who has more to offer and what the right fit will [...]
