Weekly Horoscopes
VIRGO (Aug. 22 - Sept. 21) You've never been a big fan of last minute rescues. Deus ex machinas make you nervous. And it's not because of their unpredictable nature; it's because there's always a price to pay no matter how well things turn out. So when the Mercury/Uranus trine on December 16th produces the [...]
LIBRA (Sept. 22 - Oct. 22) Sometimes you have to give up something you have in order to get something you want. Some people call this "sacrifice"; others say it's "transactional". As a Libra, you have an inherent understanding of the natural give and take that happens between people. You know there's no such thing [...]
SCORPIO (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) Scorpios often obsess about things they can't have. In fact being thwarted is the whole point because it's the constant craving that pushes you to create and produce. It's not unlike the irritation an oyster must endure in order to transform a grain of sand into a pearl. On [...]
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 -Dec. 20) You've been at sea so long you'll have a hard time believing there's a rescue ship on the horizon. Your salvation materializes on December 16th as an offer or opportunity. Your mind will be filled with all the prospects that only a Sagittarian imagination can conjure. Will you move? How [...]
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21 - Jan. 18) Uranus rules epiphanies - those cloud parting moments when everything is made suddenly clear. You could use one of those considering how long you've been plodding along in the dark. Capricorns are persistent. You don't mind taking the long way as long as you reach your goal or destination. [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) Aquarians think about things long after other minds have given up. That's why it's so hard to get a good night's sleep. You're constantly computing and recomputing all the different ways a course of action could go. Yes, it may leave you with bags under your eyes in the [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) It's ironic how everyone makes fun of your outlandish reasoning in the moment only to wind up praising your prescience later on when things turn out exactly as you said. What's annoying is the way they never remember the part about you being right in the first place. It's [...]
WAHT IF? Sun/Neptune squares (like the one on December 14th) act as cosmic reminders that there is more to heaven and earth than is dreamt of in our philosophy. This is when our surface world conceits and ambitions are suddenly plunged into the undersea realm of variant forms and alternate realities. This used [...]
AQUARIUS (Jan. 19 - Feb. 17) It's going to be hard to keep your cool when the Full Moon conjoins Mars on December 7th. Your frustration has been building for a while and this is when it will spill over. You won't like it. You hate losing your temper in public, but in truth it's [...]
PISCES (Feb. 18 - March 19) A contentious family matter rears its ugly head again on December 8th. Part of you can't help wondering if it's the Holidays themselves that are to blame. There's something about the season that seems to rub loved ones the wrong way by inflaming old rivalries, triggering hurt feelings, and [...]
