VIRGO (Aug. 22 – Sept. 21)
Mercury isn’t even one week into its retrograde and you’re already over it. Your daily routine is in open revolt and there’s nothing you can do to make your to-do list toe the line. That missing part needed to fix whatever conked out is on back order and the person you’re waiting on to make a big decision is currently contemplating his navel. So when’s the last time you played hooky and treated yourself to an impromptu excursion? It’s summer after all and a change of scene is exactly what’s needed to take your mind off matters without doing something that will get you in trouble.